promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

a PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU HAVE I NEED THIS INFO

(via mytamesirens)

"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."

Preach (via phoe-bs)

True life

(via censur4d)

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

(Source: gatta-cicova, via blackpeoplewhitecats)

(Source: viarga, via modddy)

lastdouchestanding:

Still no Landon coke

They’ll never have a Kasey coke either.
Fuck em

(Source: patrickkingart)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

lastdouchestanding:

This is Charlie Kelly on Craigslist, it has to be

He should’ve named it milk steak

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)